For all of those who thought I was kidding when I said a Lamborghini Countach crashed in my back yard late one afternoon: 1. "You're lucky you missed the telephone pole!" (78 Kb) 2. "Don't leave your bumper in my yard please." (66 Kb) 3. "They fence post that you hit behind the driver's door is wedged under your car pretty well. I don't think you should keep trying to drive off of it." (72 Kb) 4. "License and registration please. And please spell the name of the car again." (78 Kb) 5. "You'll have to sign a waiver if you want me to tow this out of here!" (86 Kb) All photos (c) Copyright, Jason Livingood, 1999.